Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
