i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
