I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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