Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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