Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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