The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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