He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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