Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
is this the sara with the beer cane?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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