Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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