He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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