I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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