K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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