I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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