try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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