I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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