whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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