making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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