do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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