So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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