So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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