I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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