is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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