Tell her she can't have a vagina
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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