I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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