some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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