Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
