Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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