so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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