The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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