is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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