i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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