Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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