You made me cry and you don't even care
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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