can u get pink eye on your cock?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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