So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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