are you still at the devil's house?
We're like a lot better than the average bears
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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