I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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