big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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