This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
