We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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