That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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