Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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