Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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