My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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