it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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