why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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