As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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