Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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