vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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