just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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