Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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