Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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