So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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