Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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